Nobody Likes Chipmunks

Thinking about having children, but can’t quite decide whether you should bring another being into a world facing imminent environmental catastrophe? Or perhaps you already have a little tyke who wishes to know where the thousands of endangered species go and what life will be like without them? It was for troublesome issues such as these that Nobody Likes Chipmunks™ was created.

Not since the sonnet has a literary form approached  the "Reverse Compliment Sandwich" in condensing poetic wisdom. In a mere five stanzas of free verse you’ll be nodding your head in agreement: most of these endangered animals are nothing but a waste of space, breathing precious air, drinking water that is rightfully ours and getting in the way of everyone's SUV.

Yes, we guarantee that a few Reverse Compliment Sandwiches will dispel silly environmental concerns, relieving your child of unecessary worries regarding conservation and related environmental nonsense. Why, don’t be surprised if you too will find yourself saying “no more manatees? Good riddance.”